Time to let my anal-retentive travel logistics/life planning/chart making self run motherfucking wild.

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"Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew."
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POTATO.

POTATO WHY ARE YOU BARKING?

COME HERE POTATO!

POTATO STOP DIGGING.

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So last Friday, one of the owners of the restaurant at which I am employed sat down at the bar with one if his friends and proceeded to take up some very valuable bar real estate on a busy Friday night, which basically screwed the bartenders (myself and two coworkers) out of $2-300 in sales. The owner got all his and his friends’ drinks and food comped and then DID NOT TIP because he “forgot to bring cash” and wrote “I owe you a tip” on the receipt.

One of my coworkers decided that he had been disrespected by this business owner for long enough and put in his two weeks’ notice as a result.

One week later, the owner and one of his other friends ARE IN THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING SPOTS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. Only this time, he refused to look my coworker (the one who put in his notice) in the eye or speak to him, and only ordered from me. And not only that, he basically spent the whole night asking me to make him stupid specialty cocktails while we were busy.

I’m sorry, but is that just…unfathomably rude to anyone else?

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"It is fondly said that a Cajun seven course meal is a pound of boudin and a six pack of beer."
Donald Link
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