And I was like, ‘You better be nice to me because my fiancé makes a lot of money.’
Some horrible bride-to-be who sat at my bar this afternoon and was generally horrible about all the things.

these go to 11.: things i miss

egryan:

- knowing someone gives a shit, and truly giving a shit about another person.

- a person who understands the significance of daily minutiae without fucking 300 backstories. (ie: I saw a woman named Shirl. And I don’t have to explain the whole goddamn Shirl story). Seriously it gets exhausting. I…

I had a post in my drafts folder for the better part of a year and a half that detailed things I missed about my ex. Or rather, things I missed about sharing a routine/a life with another person, with a handful of things in there that I missed about him.

I deleted it a year and a half ago. It made me feel better about a lot of things to do so.

I am about to have a panic attack when I suddenly remember when Gwyneth went to a dinner party in America and someone asked her what kind of jeans she was wearing and she thought to herself, “I have to get back to Europe.” America is the worst. I say nothing about anyone’s jeans, even though I was literally just going to ask everyone about their jeans.
“I Tried Gwyneth Paltrow’s Diet” - Rebecca Harrington

So far today I have:

  • Woken up at 10am
  • Whined about it
  • Eaten a bagel
  • Biked to Green City Market
  • Saw some mutant-sized asparagus
  • Biked to Publican Quality Meats
  • Eaten a sammich
  • Eaten a donut from Glazed & Infused
  • Biked home
  • Showered
  • Gone to work (currently)

IS THIS WHAT KIND OF THINGS NORMAL PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY WORK NORMAL HOURS AND AUTOMATICALLY WAKE UP EARLY/BEFORE 1PM?

Some thoughts and also bullet points:

  • I just bought my dog a new bag of dog food.
  • It was $60.
  • SIXTY. DOLLARS.
  • It smells like fish.
  • Her breath is going to smell like dog breath and fish for the next…however long it takes her to go through this shit.
  • Gross.
  • I am going to be working for pretty much the next 48 hours with zero break and I am not not not looking forward to it.
  • This includes Mothers’ Day Brunch.
  • Shoot me in the face.
  • On the plus side, working all the time means no time to spend monies.
  • On the minus side, working for ~48 hours is awful.
  • My roommate sucks and leaves passive aggressive notes around the house instead of actually talking about anything like a grown up.
  • But here I am bitching about him on the internet, so I guess I’m no better.