January 2012
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To Do:
Gym.
Shower.
Set up camp in a coffee shop and prepare next week’s social media hooey.
Eat something?
Swap out that one dress for the same thing in a different size.
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The 11 Toughest Reservations In The World. →
emphasisadded:
1) Noma (Copenhagen) 2) Sukiyabashi Jiro (Tokyo) 3) Next (Chicago) !!! 4) Tickets (Barcelona) 5) Quintessence (Tokyo) 6) The Fat Duck (Bray) 7) Chef’s Table at Brooklyn Fare (Brooklyn) 8) minibar by josé andrés (Washington DC) 9) Schwa (Chicago) 10) The French Laundry (Yountville) 11) Yam’Tcha (Paris)
[Source: Eater | Via: Profashional]
The fact that I have eaten at Schwa...
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“Space” - Country Teasers
This is,...
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Tonight I realized that my "First Date A-Game"...
Huh.
Makes sense AND makes me sad, simultaneously.
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So I got home from work last night and did NOT pass go and did NOT go to the bar and did NOT collect $200. Instead, I watched “Whip It” - because the roller derby bug has gotten into my brain and I haven’t talked myself out of it, yet.
(Let’s not even talk about the fact that the last time I was on SKATES was grade school.)
Anyway. So I’m watching “Whip...
“What do you think about black people? What do you think about Asian people?”
– My cab driver, just now.
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My dog just snubbed the weird rawhide treat thing...
What a picky asshole.
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“Rider.Shadow.Wolf.” - Magnolia...
So I signed up for one of those Southwest Airlines credit cards because what the hell, right? Actually, I signed up for it because you get a FREE ROUND TRIP MOTHERFUCKING FLIGHT when you activate the damn thing and now all I can do is stare at the website and think about where I’d like to go and what I’d like to do while I’m there and OH MY GOD I GET TO GO THERE FOR FREE.
Where...
Re: Standards
I used to hang out with a guy in college named John. John fit the “guy Stacey is interested in” archetype to a motherfucking T. He was a goodlooking, charismatic douchebag who played lacrossed and was born and raised on the east coast (Boston) and he was a grade A asshole who made me feel absolutely worthless more often than not (which is also maybe part of my “type”).
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“Palaces Of Montezuma” - Grinderman
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The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up Poor →
This hit a little close to home, guys.
“Possum Kingdom” - The Toadies
So...
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H. Jon Benjamin has a voice full of boners.
A face full of barf, but a voice full of boners.
(In my head, I like to think that H. Jon Benjamin actually looks like Sterling Archer, even though I totally know he’s closer to Bob - from Bob’s Burgers.)
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“The River” - Crooked Fingers (orig....
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
I giggled until I cried.
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“Make A Plan To Love Me” - Bright...
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Re: Drugs
Adam: No, but seriously. It feels like someone poured concrete into my sinuses.
Stacey: Ew. Get yourself in a hot shower. And maybe acquire some Neo-Synephrine? It's a spray and it allows you to breathe and feel like a human.
Adam: You made that word up.
Stacey: I may have dicked up the spelling, but it's a real thing.
Adam: This is a "medicine" you cook in a shed and sell to children, isn't it? You Greeks are all alike; you throw a Neo on the front and a Phrine on the back and make whitey shoot it up. Well, I'm on to you, sister. Neowhozawhazaphrine ain't taking me out! USA! USA!
Stacey: ...
Adam: I think I'm getting slap happy.
America's 100 Best Beer Bars →
I’m viewing this as a to-do list.
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Watching baseball movies makes me miss playing...
I started playing softball when I was in third grade. Some of the girls I played with had been in the T-ball league when they were younger to appease their fathers (who had all grown up playing baseball and needed to fulfill their own dreams of teaching their children how to throw and catch and hit and so on) and had the added benefit of learning how to hit. I learned by playing hours and hours of...
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Watching "Moneyball" and painting my nails.
WOOOOOOOOOOO! MONDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!
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I was told last night that I resemble Sandra...
OKAY THEN!
Also, I love you, Sandy B. Let’s be best friends.
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Wearing new boots for the first time to stand on...
Because not only am I stupid, I have visions of being crippled by 10pm.
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“I might’ve been born yesterday, sir, but I stayed up all night.”
– El-P
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MY BEAN BOOTS ARE HERE!
MY BEAN BOOTS ARE HERE!
MY BEAN BOOTS ARE HERE!
(And just in time because there’s 5” of snow out there and it’s 18 degrees outside.)
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