May 2013
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May 18th
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So far today I have:
Woken up at 10am Whined about it Ate a bagel Biked to Green City Market Saw some mutant-sized asparagus Biked to Publican Quality Meats Ate a sammich Ate a donut from Glazed & Infused Biked home Showered Gone to work (currently) IS THIS WHAT KIND OF THINGS NORMAL PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY WORK NORMAL HOURS AND AUTOMATICALLY WAKE UP EARLY/BEFORE 1PM?
May 18th
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We can all agree that the best flavor of Chobani Greek Yogurt is apple cinnamon, right? Right. Okay, good.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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WHEN AMY'S BAKING COMPANY BAKERY BOUTIQUE & BISTRO...
whatshouldwecallsocialmedia: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. Facebook page here. Article here. I have been INHALING this Amy;s Baking Company fuckery for the last 24 hours and it is AMAZING in its craziness.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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Some thoughts and also bullet points:
I just bought my dog a new bag of dog food. It was $60. SIXTY. DOLLARS. It smells like fish. Her breath is going to smell like dog breath and fish for the next…however long it takes her to go through this shit. Gross. I am going to be working for pretty much the next 48 hours with zero break and I am not not not looking forward to it. This includes Mothers’ Day Brunch. Shoot...
May 11th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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Live in Chicago? Know how to bartend? Wanna be my... →
Clicky clicky. :)
May 6th
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May 6th
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We've been living together for about a month and...
Note: We are not formally “living together.” This is a temporary solution until he finds his own place.
May 5th
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“You see, we’ve come to define “social” in unintentional Orwellian double-speak....”
– Teens aren’t abandoning “social.” They’re just using the word correctly. (via wearethedigitalkids) Yes yes yes. I actually looked at the Advertising/PR/Marketing job post section of Craigslist today and saw entirely too many posts looking for “gurus” and “ninjas” and the...
May 5th
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May 2nd
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williammillersyndrome asked: I know this is sort of out of the blue, but you've talked about working food service and I just got a new job as a runner and I've never worked food service before. Any tips to make me not suck at my new job?
May 2nd
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April 2013
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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COME READ THIS THING I WROTE FOR THE REDEYE! →
It’s about how not to be a dick during patio season in Chicago. :)
Apr 24th
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Anonymous asked: Would you say that men have better judgement when it comes to dating and who they're compatible with?
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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That thing where you and your chef boyfriend go out to dinner and he knows the chef at the restaurant, and the chef proceeds to seat you at the chef’s table where you can see into the kitchen and then send you and your boyfriend TWELVE PLATES OF FOOD and then discount the crap out of them and your total bill is $30. Holy fuck, you guys. That thing is awesome.
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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My computer was being a dick and my brain immediately went to the, “Oh fuck, the hard drive is failing again, isn’t it?” place and I started to panic a little because it was an enormous pain in the ass the last time that happened. And frankly, the fact that it’s already happened is a pain in the ass too. Anyway, I figured I’d preempt that happening by backing up my...
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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justamoment asked: I know you know what it's like to have a boyfriend move across the country (congrats on his return to Chicago!) so I'm asking you for any advice you may have on long distance relationships. My boyfriend got an internship in New York, it starts in 2 weeks, & he won't be back until fall. In your experience are there things that help outside of the obvious texting, Skype, &...
Apr 17th
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Anyone wanna do me a solid and look at this thing...
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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That thing where you go to brunch and then the...
What? All I wanted were breakfast tacos… This is better. :)
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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"The Day Coffee Stopped Working" →
“…And that is why I have called you here,” the President said to the Cabinet. “By this time next year, coffee will no longer work.” The room was silent. The members of the Cabinet couldn’t believe it. They were also quiet, because it was early, and none of them had gotten any coffee yet. As usual, there was coffee waiting for them on a side table, but they weren’t sure if it was O.K. to drink...
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Ned Hepburn: One of these things IS like the other →
shortformblog: brooklynmutt: “[A]s a practical matter … if you are a farmer, 30 miles from town and you want to transfer a shotgun to a neighbor, you’ve got to go 30 miles into town, find the federal licensed firearm dealer, fill out the paperwork, pay the fee, have the background… A-fucking-men.
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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“Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you...”
– Worry About Your Own Uterus Oh my god. This is the absolute truth.
Apr 7th
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New Orleans - where strangers will buy you dessert...
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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It goes "zing" →
In which Gawker tells some high school shitbrick with an entitlement complex that just “wanting to go to your dream college” is not necessarily enough to actually EARN you admission to said dream college. It is glorious.
Apr 3rd
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