My New Roommate Is Fucking Awesome
SHE IS THE SAME SIZE AS ME THIS EFFECTIVELY DOUBLES BOTH OUR CLOSETS We had a TEN MINUTE DISCUSSION about the wonderfulness of purchasing Marc Jacobs gray leather boots. She eats as much as I do. She bakes. She ALSO works in a bar. The bar she works in is one of my favorites. Our dogs are in love with each other in that chewing-on-each-other’s-faces kind of way that only dogs can...
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.– Charles Bukowski
Office Related Blathering
A Useful Skill To Have In The Office: The ability to tune out 80% of a neighboring conversation EXCEPT for the parts in which you are qualified to make commentary on, AND the parts which could be construed as a sexual innuendo. Example: My coworkers are talking about sports in third world countries as opposed to sports in more developed places. One mentioned baseball - saying that with all the...
The CEO of my company knows my name...
I had no idea…?
rosasparks: When I sit on any metropolitan train or bus seat, my feet don’t touch the ground. I was unmercifully laughed at by my friends, when I was at the Inauguration. I don’t know how I didn’t remember that from all my time living in NY. Then again, I didn’t sit very often on the subway. I preferred standing and holding the pole. I am a member of the Lollipop Guild. STORY OF MY LIFE....
Weird… I met you while you were drunkenly vomiting on a train. You with a...– My friend Greg - telling me how I should never date a straight-edge kid. Also, I am really really really classy. And the story of how Greg and I met is fucking priceless. We keep joking that we should get married, if only so we could re-tell the “How We Met” story forever.
Should I be… Snow White Zombie Snow White (the prince never showed….she died…and now she’s a zombie. fuck apples, she wants braaaaiiins) Wonder Woman A SchoolGirl (only an option because I have all the parts, thanks to an awesome back to school bar promotion…) ???
“Daniel” - Bat For Lashes Oh my god...
Costumes (or: I Work With Smart People)
My Director: Are you coming as a lillipolution tomorrow?
Stacey: Do you mean lilliputian?
My Director: Those little dudes from Gulliver, yeah.
Tooteral– This is how Idiot Coworker pronounces “tutorial”
Facts About Stacey #48767
I withhold feelings. If I meet someone and immediately get stupid, the only fucking thing I can do to maintain any semblance of sanity is to put a STOP to them. Or at least to keep them in check - to put them tupperware in the fridge of my heart and put them on a shelf in the way-back, maybe behind an old to-go container, or behind some rarely-used condiments or something that I won’t think...
Alright so, this here is a song which I want you to sing to the one you love...– John Darnielle introducing “No Children” at The Empty Bottle in Chicago, IL; 2.28.04. (via fuckyeahthemountaingoats)
she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff i was ...– “she being Brand / -new” - e.e. cummings
Note To Self: Four Hours Is Not Enough Sleep....
The Mountain Goats are playing at The Metro in... →
IF you are a boy who can write well… THEN I have a huge crush on your well-spoken ass.
My old roommate will be moving her shit out starting Sunday - Nov 1. My new roommate will be moving her shit in somewhere between Nov 10 and Nov 15. THAT IS ALMOST TWO WEEKS OF THE HOUSE TO MYSELF. Pants are not going to be allowed during this time, that’s for damn sure.
I judge you if you do not use Gmail/Gchat.
Things I Do Not Have Time For Today
Any of your schmaltzy feelingsy bullshit Any of your regular bullshit Any comparisons between feelings you currently have for some broad you’ve known for 4 days, vs. feelings you once had for me, whom you’ve known for a year, and dated for half of that time You. Generally. Oh my lord, this boy annoys the piss out of me. I don’t even respond anymore, I just say...
Thank you Andy Bell, for reminding me why dying my...
Show faith in Brand New's progression
iamgreenman: by Paul Shirley via ESPN.com During my first visit to the Louvre, I felt obligated to work my way through the hall that contains the works of the old Italian masters. I’m sure my guilt trip was not the first. My reaction, when faced with painting after painting by the likes of Raphael, da Vinci and other dudes I could list if I wanted to look like a know-it-all, was to be put off...
Tonight's "Going The Fuck Home" Playlist:
“Sleep Now In The Fire” - Rage Against The Machine “Rainy Monday” - Shiny Toy Guns “Millstone” - Brand New “Around The Bend” - The Astroids Galaxy Tour “You Could Make A Killing” - Aimee Mann “Orion” - Rodrigo y Gabriela “Classifieds” - The Academy Is…
What’s up with Clive Owen? He’s in that movie...– Idiot Coworker is Quotable About Movies
Idiot Coworker Is Unexceptabel On IM
Idiot Coworker On IM: u really really need a new screenname.
Other Coworker Also On IM: i know, my eyes are killing me every time i look at it
Idiot Coworker On IM: that shit is unexceptabel