Curves & Nerves: Archive

Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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“If one night you go out drinking and end up back at her place, pass out together...”

– Does She Love You? - Pasha Malla

Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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This Just Happened And Now My Head Hurts.

Client: Hi, I want to add a link to some of our specials into our e-newsletter. Is that okay?
Me: Of course that's okay.
Client: Can you do that for me?
Me: Um...no. You might want to ask the people who actually put your e-newsletter together for you to do that.
Client: I just want a link in the newsletter.
Me: Right. So you should ask the people that you're paying to MAKE the letter to PUT the link in for you. Because that's what you're paying them for.
Client: But what would they be linking to?
Me: What do you WANT them to link to?
Client: Well, a website with the specials. Do YOU do that?
Me: No...you might want to talk to the guys that do your website about that.
Client: Really?
Me: Right. So you're gonna call your website guys and tell them you need a new page. And you're gonna call your e-newsletter guys and tell them you need a link in the letter to that new page. And I will continue to have no hand in any of it.
Client: Thanks! I was so confused...

Nov 30th

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LA Lights are back. I can't decide if I'm amused... →

Nov 30th

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I was about to post a question on the internets...

Nov 30th

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More Information Than Is Necessary

Client: Where is your company located?
My Idiot Coworker: We're in downtown Chicago, but I'm actually from Wisconsin.
Client: ...Oh. Kay.

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Clue Wagon →

A once-corporate HR-lady tells you how to not suck at your job search, by telling you about people who DID suck at THEIR job searches.

Nov 30th

Fact.

Domestic bliss agress with me in every way something can agree with someone. Cooking dinners together, snuggling on the couch while watching trashy TV on DVD and eating a bowl of pomegranate seeds like a bizarre super-healthy cereal, taking the dog for a walk, passing out with his arm snaked around my waist… If things can be better than this, I’ll be hard-pressed to believe it.

Nov 30th

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“And we will be ready, at the end of every day will be ready, will not say no to...”

– “A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Greatness” - Dave Eggers

Nov 30th

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Ink.

Why yes, this will be inked on my body in 2010. It translates to: You Are Who You Choose To Be. (Or more directly: “You are the one who decided who to become.”) Any volunteers to hand-hold?

Nov 29th

Tonight's Menu (As Currently Planned):

Salmon glazed with honey and mustard Brussels sprouts salad (w/dates, almonds & manchego cheese - adapted from here) Brown rice Why yes, I did just spend $70 at Whole Foods on fish and cheese. FML.

Nov 29th

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“He who loves you will follow you.”

– The message inside my fortune cookie last night.

Nov 29th

“She mounts guests, eats my son’s toys (and occasionally tries to eat my son), is...”

– My Life as a Dog, Jonathan Safran-Foer | nyt.com (2006) (via drinkyourjuice) (via brownhound)

Nov 29th

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vneckandacardigan: Jackie Wilson - “(Your Love...

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Nov 29th

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I Am Making Jen's Stuffing →

It is delicious and stupidly easy to make. Sourdough breadcrumbs (toasted and/or dried - should PROBABLY be dried overnight, but I bought bread today and didn’t have time) chopped onion chopped celery chopped mushrooms chopped carrots chopped cranberries chicken stock butter garlic powder salt & pepper OMFG she came up with this on the fly at 2008’s Fakesgiving and it is...

Nov 27th

sexmusic: flames // vast Holy shit. I was...

Nov 27th

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If you do anything today, makeout with someone.

Outstanding advice, really. (via jesuisperdu)

Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

Thanks

Not gonna lie - 2009 at this time of year is kicking the living shit out of 2008 at this time of year. Thanks to everyone and everything that made it so.

Nov 27th

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Watch

“The Thanksgiving Song” - Adam Sandler Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap

Nov 27th

txtsfrmlstnght: (847): You did not just nickname me “Nipples”. HAhahahaa, this is someone in the Northwest Burbs. PROBABLY someone who goes to or went to my high school. That’s tremendous.

Nov 27th

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