January 2010
1 tag
“1901” - Phoenix (Pete Herrs Symphonic...
December 2009
Swear To Christ
If these retard dogs wake me up before 6am again to go out, I’m going to murder them both.
Happy New Year!
(Yours truly is working at the bar in the morning, and possibly bartending at the Congress tonight. We’ll see.)
“Let Me See You” - GirlTalk
Lord...
The city of Chicago needs a Slap Tax. →
I heard what sounded like kissing and when I...
2 tags
“Where the Wild Roses Grow” - Nick...
One of our bartenders at Redmonds is a dead ringer...
“As Tall As Cliffs” - Margot & The...
Eff. I need a real calendar for 2010. These "one...
pinkdinosaurs:
(via staceyjoy)
You want a calico critters one? we’ve got them at work and I can bring you one. :) It’s what I’m going to use in 2010.
HOLY SHIT. I had those when I was little! And a whole badass house to go with them and all this adorable little furniture and so on.
Yes. I would looooooove one. :)
Eff. I need a real calendar for 2010. These "one...
“Give Into Me” - Michael Jackson
wewillnotbeundersold:
If you don’t believe in...
Oh Awesome
APPARENTLY my email has been hacked or farmed by some spam thing or whatever, and is being used to send pictures of I DON’T KNOW WHAT to total strangers.
How in the shit do I fix this (as I really don’t want to change my email address and have already changed my password like, 6 times)?
“Please Remain Calm” - Cloud...
“Little Secrets” - Passion Pit
You...
Cause & Effect
Work from 6 until 3am on Saturday.
Pass out around 3:30-4.
Wake up at 8:30 on Sunday.
Take out the dog and go to work.
Eat an enormous bar-style breakfast.
Drink a “casual*”.
Get sent home because the bar is dead.
Realize that you’ve consumed something like, 1000 calories and a cup of vodka on maybe 4 hours of sleep.
Feel like death warmed over and as if they’re a...
“I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
baby...”
– This is why Lady Gaga is better than you.
Can YOU make a reference to Hitchcock AND buttsex in the same stanza? No? Alright then.
I was unaware that there is such a thing as Jack...
cara-ann:
But it is on tv. And I am into it. And I want one. Not even for racing. Just petting and loving.
There is no such thing as a Jack Russell that exists for petting and loving. They DO exist for running like idiots, jumping as high as they can to bite something, biting everything, chewing everything, picking fights with bigger dogs, getting into the garbage, and nervous-peeing all over...
Note To Self:
Make a shitton of dollars during the next 48 hours.
Seriously. A shitton is the technical term.
ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT “SHITTON”??
PAY ATTENTION YOU POOR-ASS BITCH.
Go make some money.
Put your shitton of dollars DIRECTLY INTO THE BANK.
Pass go.
Collect $200.
Find a job.
Lisa Frank should direct a Lady Gaga video.
thefondest:
OH MY GOD LADY GAGA I HOPE YOU ARE LISTENING PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN OH GOD. (via notthatkindagay)
YES X 15.
Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey and Donna Reed as...
goodolddays:fuckyeahjimmystewart:
Mrs. Hatch: Who is down there with you, Mary? Mary: It’s George Bailey, mother. Mrs. Hatch: George Bailey? What does he want? Mary: I don’t know! (to George) What do you want? George Bailey: Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm, is all. Mary: (pause) He’s making violent love to me, mother!
HA.