I Like Being Right
Stacey: you're welcome: http://www.cafepress.com/dillonfootball
Jonathan: heaven. do you watch it?
Stacey: nope. but you do, hence: sharing
Jonathan: do yourself a god damn favor
Stacey: when's it on?
Jonathan: and fucking watch it. FIGURE IT OUT, STACEY. CLEAR EYES. FULL HEARTS. CANT LOSE
Stacey: ...when. is. the. show. on. television?
Stacey: day? time?
Jonathan: not sure this season. like it matters. go to fucking best buy and purchase it. boom.
Stacey: i'm not purchasing something i'm not sure about. also, hello, i'm not purchasing ANYTHING until after greece, lol
Jonathan: you insult me
Stacey: YOU insult me. i share shit with you that i know you'll like 'cause you're into it, BECAUSE, HAI, I PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SHIT, and you berate me for not also being into it. so. kindly eat a dick. :)
Jonathan: I want to say STFU but I really just know you're right. so STFU
Stacey: so long as we both know i'm right, here
Well, here’s the thing: you are awesome. You are gorgeous, smart, driven,...– ABCD (being awesome and pep-talking the shit out of me)
Peter: i'm thorough
Peter: allllways thorough
Stacey: "he's a good man, jeffrey. and thorough."
Stacey: not a big lebowski fan?
Peter: sorry. i am. was just busy swooning a little
Stacey: do you need a glass of water or something?
Rare Photographs of Now Extinct Beasts →
Makes you wonder what’s next…
Betty [Draper]’s equestrian look was purpose-built for seducing equally...– NYLON on Mad Men fashion. Umm… no, it wasn’t. Betty always made it incredibly clear that she would “never do that” to Don. She only committed adultery once, after he plans to leave Don were thwarted by him impregnating her. Get your facts right. (via thefondest) AND! They’re just regular old...
Topics of Conversation in the Office:
Why people cheat Trusting your significant other Who to vote for Professional sports How to work Gmail How to work GChat How to work MSOffice 07 Energy efficient light bulbs
fuckyeahhappy: Falling Slowly-Glen Hansard and...
ventisette: alakazannah: Portions For Foxes -...
I left my ring at home.
I wear it every day. EVERY. DAY. I take it off when I take showers or are doing things that involve lotion and that’s pretty much it. I have a seriously defined “ring tan”. And I left the damn thing at home. Now I’m going to have to go to Forever21 at lunch and get a replacement. Fuck.
Who Pooped The Bed?
Artemis: Deandra, you wanted in on this poop war from the start!
Dee: No, I didn't.
Artemis: ...The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore. You sat on the sideline while these four titans battled it out. You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you. That's why when the lights went out you unleashed some thunder of your own. Thunder of the...chocolate variety!
gnocchi chicken white wine sauce with butter and mushrooms and onions and spices and awesomeness The best part is that a boy made this for me. :)
indierawk: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Runaway. “Run,...
Don't you dare say you never played Silent Ball in... →
When you are trying to be quiet, the loudest possible activity of all time is trying to pour yourself a fucking bowl of cereal. Holy jesus it was like pouring myself a bowl of metal and boulders.
Blueberry Special K
Smells like blueberry pancakes. Sure the fuck doesn’t taste like them, though. I am undecided.
It’s not the window that’s special, Campbell. It’s the man who clicks it. In...– “Don Draper Invents the Pop-Up Ad” by Andrew B. on CollegeHumor (via nickdouglas) (via wearethedigitalkids) (via ecams) Oh my jesus, this is DEAD. FUCKING. ON.
Overheard at Redmonds:
“Cornhole: The Fratboy Equivalent of Shuffleboard” I concur.
jessicachu: jakelodwick: The Management - Kids...
My Version Of A Power Suit:
Pencil Skirt Heels Low-cut tee with ruffly crap on it that looks like a corsage Doesn’t sound like much but I feel like I could demand a raise in this getup. And maybe some other things.
Until we say the truth, there can be no tenderness. As long as there is desire,...– Tony Hoagland
This scar is a fleck on my porcelain skin Tried...
The Car Allowance Rebate System
is fucking OVER on MONDAY at 8pm. This makes my job substantially less stressful. Thank you Jebus.