September 2009
Reading Lamebook.com makes me sad for humanity.
Today's Train Ride Shuffle Playlist
“Vermillion pt. 2” - Slipknot
“Spark” - Tori Amos
“Terrible Lie” - NIN
“True Love Will Find You In The End” - Wilco
“Oceans” - The Format
“Lust” - The Raveonettes
So basically, mid-90’s Q101 threw up all over my ipod?
Stacey's Dating Life: A Summary
The best part about all this, is that it is 100% true and repeats itself about every 4-6 months. Sometimes two at a time.
If I were an X-Man, my mutant power would be making boys become completely consumed by and unable to deal with their feelings in such a way that they then choose to vomit said feelings back at me, after I’ve already processed them and moved along in my life.
It’s...
So if I'm hearing America correctly right now,...
(via inothernews)
ADDENDUM TO PREVIOUS POST!!
(Previous post may be found HERE, btw.)
The host/boy I am hanging out with is making a Pot Roast.
What goes with Pot Roast. Something potato-y? Vegetable-y?
I’m thinking about either my Grandma’s awesome Greeky lemon-y potatoes or figuring out a version of a sweet potato gratin.
Thoughts?
Hypothetical...
Let’s say you are invited to a potluck dinner/movie night/thinger and you’d rather make a non-crappy impression…
WHAT KIND OF AWESOME DISH WOULD YOU BRING FOR POTLUCK?
And maybe would you like to throw some recipes at me, too?
Playlist for the Train Ride Home
“Mistaken For Strangers” - The National
“Hear You Me” - Jimmy Eat World
“You Won’t Know” - Brand New
“Rainy Monday” - Shiny Toy Guns
“The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning” - Smashing Pumpkins
“Moon Over Goldsboro” - Mountain Goats
“I Whupped Batman’s Ass” - Wesley Willis
Yeah, weird shit...
Stacey's Dating Life: A Summary
Boy: FEELINGS!!!
Stacey: *blink blink*
Boy: I have TOO MANY feelings, I can't ever speak to you again.
Stacey: Oh. Okay.
Boy: FEELINGS!
Stacey: I thought we weren't talking.
Boy: You're cut off again. This is too much.
Boy: BUT! FEELINGS! SO MANY FEELINGS!
Boy: I can't do this anymore.
Stacey: You're still talking?
A short list of curses in Irish →
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
bingoparaphernalia:
The last three are my favourite, and the closest to the ones we (my friends and I, as non-A but fluent-ish speakers) tend to use, making them up on the spot. Die in the shower on the day of your wedding and the like.
When I went to visit my friend in Paris, during study abroad back in college, she introduced me to some of her Irish friends. At a...
My Name = Totally Puts Out →
In Britain, 4,000 people were asked what name would be the mostly likely to engage on first date or casual sex. Chantelle was the … uh, winner?
The other names rounding out the Top 10 of Promiscuity are Stacy, Kelly, Chelsea, Tanya, Debbie, Becky, Vicky, Lisa and Michelle.
Well. Uh. This kind of explains a lot of boy behavior in my general direction, no?
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The Rome Airport is fucking freezing and full of flies.
I’m using a dress as a blanket and wishing for a fly swatter.
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I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...
– “Everything Is Illuminated” - Jonathan Safran Foer (via startbreathing)
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Jersey
My old roommate, Lauren, and I are hanging around in Newark, NJ - waiting to board our flight to Rome, and then Greece.
I have never been to Jersey before, and in terms of the weather, I am not impressed. And in terms of the free wi-fi, I am REALLY unimpressed.
And of course, I can see Manhattan, but can’t get to it. Boo-urns.
Help?
Dear Tumblr,
I have two very long flights (13 hours +) ahead of me and am buying movies and tv shows to watch on the plane.
Any suggestions?
The sentence I hate the most in the entire world.
streetsofchicago:
“We need to talk…”
Here’s a small list of sentences I would rather hear than, “We need to talk…”:
You’re dying.
All puppies hate you.
All cats love you.
You’re going to be single forever.
Santa Claus was in fact real, but your dad shot him with his rifle because he thought he was a robber. And now Santa’s dead and it’s all your fault.
Pat, I’m sorry but Friday Night...
this is love, isn’t it? when you notice someone’s absence and hate that absence...
– jonathan safran foer (via youveescaped) (via quotewhore) (via belowutopia) (via lovebot)
Grandma Potatoes
My grandma makes these every time we have a family dinner and they have crack in them. And they’re mushy and savory and lemony and perfect and amazing. And they are so amazingly simple to make, your head will hurt.
GET:
potatoes (I used yukon gold)
lemon juice
cooking oil
salt, pepper, oregano
chicken broth
butter
a frying pan
a cooking…pan…dish…thinger (pyrex?)
...
Fun Thing I Did In My Morning Meeting
thejerkstore:
Randomly yelled out “You lie!” when my manager was talking. Topical.
Seriously
The next time I am having a low self-esteem day, I am just going to wander the aisles of Home Depot.
Not even joking.
I Miss Veronica Mars
Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.
Why doesn't anyone make mixtapes anymore?