February 2010
Hard Times
Colin: Hmm. I think I have an issue on my hands.
Justin: What? Your tamagotchi died?
January 2010
What we have to do I think is devoutly to pray for his death.
– Jefferson to Madison on how to handle Patrick Henry
(Early American politicians were such studs. Verbally, I mean. They were studs with words.)
(via marielk)
How does a serious tech nerd like you NOT own an iphone?
– My general manager at Redmond’s during our big weird “cover every topic ever” talk tonight. We have one of these every few months, and always end them with: “Alright. Good talk.”
And yes, I would like an iphone. But that whole “no money” thing is a serious...
Sometimes I write about Chicago. On a "real site".... →
When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he...
– Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit. (via shynessisnice)
formspring.formspring.formspring.formspring. →
I have no idea how to French braid. Sometimes this...
Bars In Chicago With Photobooths →
I see this as a to-do list. :)
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Idiot Coworker Rides Again (this is a copy-paste...
Art Guy: I keep getting bothered between this and the [project] issues. If I could be left alone, I could get the presentation done. I know I could.
Boss Guy: Hey, the [project] site is just going to have to wait. The presentation is 100 times more important. The [project] site can suck on it for a day or two while we finish the presentation.
Idiot Coworker: I'm with you. I'm with sucking on it.
Art Guy: That was a little more information than I needed to know.
Idiot Coworker: /exits the room
Boss Guy: So awkward.
Art Guy: I'm going to go bathe.
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formspring.me
Do you consider yourself attractive? Is there anything you’d change about your appearance? And how much or little do you honestly care about your looks?
I was not a pretty child nor a pretty adolescent. Like most people, puberty smacked me around with the “ugly greasy braces and bad skin” stick. Unlike most people puberty CONTINUED to smack me around with that...
Buying an iPad in Boston is gonna be the worst.
sade:
“Where are your iPads?”
“Over here, did you want the Touch or the Classic?”
“What? No. iPads.”
“Yeah. iPods. Over here.”
CONFUSION!
HA. HAHAHAHAAA AMAZING.
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MAKE MY DECISIONS FOR ME PLEASE
Tumblr, I have an interview tomorrow at a lovely little ad agency and I don’t know what to wear and I spent all night writing questions to ask them during the interview and now it’s 12:30 and I need to be awake in like, 6 hours.
White shirt with subtle black/gray stripes & pearls?
or
Light blue shirt with subtle darker blue/white stripes?
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. My...
– Vladimir Nabokov