January 2011
473. You can't drink champagne from the bottle.... →
Well that’s some bullshit. I do it all the time. I’m doing it right now. I’m gonna do it again later.
473. You can't drink champagne from the bottle.... →
Well that’s some bullshit. I do it all the time. I’m doing it right now. I’m gonna do it again later.
December 2010
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andamazing asked: I've only read one page of your blog, and i'm really digging it. Good stuff.
andamazing asked: I've only read one page of your blog, and i'm really digging it. Good stuff.
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And once a boy has suffered rejection, he will find rejection even where it does...
– “East of Eden” - John Steinbeck
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FEELINGS/FITNESS/FUNEMPLOYMENT 2010
My boss is out of the office today and the only thing I HAVE to get done is sending an email with an attachment to some guys in Hoboken and if I can’t get THAT done, then I have mental problems or something. Or truly serious procrastination issues. Or mental problems (this is most likely the case, let’s be honest).
Lots of people I know/follow are posting big “HERE IS WHAT...
I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that...
– Dave Eggers
Tell yourself
as it gets cold and gray falls from the air
that you will go on...
– “Lines for Winter” - Mark Strand
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Keep the fuck away from crazy.
– My boss, during our discussion about sexual harassment, Brett Favre, and email.
I don't *think* The Long Room is a gay bar?
Girl At The Bar: Can I ask you a personal question?
Stacey: Sure?
Girl At The Bar: Is this a gay bar?
Stacey: No...there's just a lot of flannel going on. Easy mistake.
An Open Letter To My New, 2011 Kate Spade Planner:
I had such high, high hopes for you.
I owned your 2007, 2008 & 2009 siblings and adored them because they not only broke it down by month and week, but also by hour of the day, which made figuring out my life a thousand times easier than it would have been, otherwise.
So I ordered you, 2011 Kate Spade Planner, hoping that you would be like your siblings and also include the sweet...
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After choosing Shepard’s age, sex, tattoo placement, sexual preference,...
– “Mass Affect: BioWare’s Upcoming (Fictionalized) Hipster RPG”
Note To Self: OBTAIN TYPEWRITER. →
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Taffeta Skirt? Taffeta Skirt. →
Fuck it. It’s $40 and 30% off after that.
TAFFETA SKIRT.
Lord, send me a mechanic if I’m not beyond repair.
– “Psalms 40:2” - The Mountain Goats