September 2010
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So it's settled. I am going to see both The Hold...
I am going to be a big pile of drunk on a bike as I get myself from the Vic to the Hideout and then back home.
WHO WANTS DRUNK DIALS?
Every morning, my retard dog will wake me up somewhere between 7:30 and 9 by shoving her face into my face and making the world’s most pitiful, annoying sounds of all time. Sometimes if I lay very still, she’ll decide I’m not awake and go lay down for a few minutes before jamming her face into my face again. I still have no idea how Justin was ever ever able to sleep through the...
Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him, for even the...
– Soren Kierkegaard
There is hardly ever a dull moment!
– This is an actual line from an actual job posting.
I bet there TOTALLY ARE dull moments. I bet there are LOTS of dull moments.
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So I've pretty much been watching "Stella" shorts... →
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As a homosexual, I felt personally obligated to buy the B-52’s on vinyl.
– Sean
The Duchenne Smile →
AKA: SMIZING.
Mea Culpa
I went shopping in Wicker Park this afternoon and bought nothing.
So humor me for a minute because the next however many posts are going to be things that I want but cannot afford for Fall.
Because Fall clothes are the fucking best.
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#Conversationtag
Justin: I HAVE TURNED HASHTAGS INTO THE FUTURE. #futuretag
Stacey: CAN YOU TIME TRAVEL WITH THEM? #greetingsfromthefuture
Justin: #wormhole #setphasersonfuture
Stacey: #itsreallynewyorkcity #takeyourhandsoffmeyoudamndirtyape
Justin: #brighteyes
Dear Jen, Please move back to Chicago ASAP....
Jennifer: I will be GLAD to be back [in Chicago]. I kinda feel like I belong there.
Stacey: Well, I, for one, will be damn glad to have you back.
Jennifer: Well, I am glad for that.
Stacey: Seems like kind of a given, no?
Jennifer: Well sure, but I mean, I was goonnnnne.
Stacey: So?
Jennifer: I don't know where I was going with that. Like what, you'd forget I exist?
Stacey: No idea. Out of sight out of mind? IS THAT WHY YOU GCHAT ME ALL THE TIME? SO THAT I WILL NOT FORGET YOUR FACE?
Jennifer: Dude. There is no out of mind; I LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN. Mmmmm braaaaaaaaainssss.
Stacey: That is absolutely terrifying.
Jennifer: Uh, and I eat my house, I guess?
Dear Coke Talk: On bad good girls. →
dearcoketalk:
Here’s the thing. I got royally fucked over by my boyfriend of three years a year or two ago. Since then, I’ve made the most of life. I drink, I smoke, I have sex with super hot guys and the closest I’ve come to a serious relationship was a third date. It’s fun while it lasts, but I find myself…
Oh look. Coketalk wrote about the last six years of my non-dating life...
BIKE ENVY
I already have two bikes. There is literally no reason for me to want or get another. And I definitely don’t have the money to want or get another but that’s not really stopping me.
At the moment, I have a little bitty Sekai 1000 that is my “all day every day” bike and gets me from A to B in speedy fashion while being the EXACT RIGHT SIZE. And given that I’m all of...
Remember that one time I downloaded something like...
Me too, guys. Me. Too.
omgSOON!
omgwant:
We’re slowly working on some changes here at OMGWANT. This will include, hopefully, more updates, a new blogging home, opportunities for new staff, relationships with brands, and more! OMGWANT. is more than a materialistic site. We’ll have opportunities for lifestyle writers; to share personal stories, to share inspiration. We’re going to go beyond just wanting thing, to also talking...
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