October 2011
“Everywhere” - Fleetwood Mac (Niico...
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“Do you feel like you have a pile of sex on your feet? Because you do and you...”
– I am a really great shoe salesperson
You guys.
I am getting paid to drink drinks, try on shoes, dance around, and smile at rich people while wearing a mostly see-through shirt.
BEST. BEST. BEST.
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Re: Sister-ly Love
Adrienne: So what's your plan?
Stacey: Currently? To go to the store and pick up lightbulbs and candy.
Adrienne: You're cool.
I am skeptical of men who say that they like to...
Actually, I’m skeptical of EVERYONE who says they like to cook and doesn’t have a jar of bacon fat/grease/whathaveyou in their fridge - gender be damned.
Back in 2006 or so, I was dating this guy who was a parent’s wet dream: Harvard grad, consultant at Deloitte, volunteered with children’s groups, shockingly, unfairly goodlooking, abs you could grate cheese on, charismatic as hell, and an overall nice guy. (And half-Jewish, so my little heart went all pitter-patter.)
Anyway, he had this habit of referring to Dunkin Donuts as...
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“Mother” - Wye Oak (orig. by Danzig)...
My roommate just yelled at me for not eating a...
My roommate is awesome.
Okay, okay, I’ll eat the damn pie. Twist my arm a little, will ya?
“Like A Mountain” - Timber Timbre
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“We’ll Find Out” - Timber...
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Red Lipstick + Filled-In Brows = HOW DID IT NEVER...
Because it looks fucking AWESOME.
