April 2011
Remember that one time when Nintendo flew me to...
March 2011
Re: Seattle
Justin: Have fun. Say "Hi" to my brother.
Stacey: I'm sure I'll run into him.
Justin: He's tall and blonde - you can't miss him.
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Draw Your Own Conclusions
Boss: Are you like a detective or something?
Stacey: I watch a lot of Law & Order.
Dear Cheese Danish,
I love you. Run away and forget the world with me.
<3
Stacey
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I wonder if, in the Chicagoland 7-Eleven bylaws,...
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"Viral" is not a verb. You cannot "viral things...
Stacey: I'm sorry, it's 10am on a Monday and I haven't had any coffee. So I apologize in advance for any dumb things I might say.
British Client: It's okay. It's 4pm here and I've had too much coffee. So I'll probably say dumb things too.
Stacey: TWINSIES! ...Oh God. That was so dumb. I'm so sorry.
Gilmore Girls Pop Culture References →
The existence of this blog/tumblr/site/whatever makes me unreasonably happy.
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Awkward Cab Driver Is Awkward
Cab Driver: What are you eating? Chocolate?
Stacey: Yes.
Cab Driver: You don't need to EAT chocolate - you ARE chocolate.
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Things I Did At Work Today:
Rolled into the office around 10
Got coffee
Played around on tumblr/twitter
Made a new playlist (to be posted when I get around to it)
Took notes on a conference call
Drew out a brand launch plan on a whiteboard
Drew a unicorn on a whiteboard
Ate a tuna melt
Went home at 4:30 because my boss left at 4:10
Nude. Colored. Pumps. →
Come to butthead.
Our PAPA [ROMEO’S PIZZA] who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name Thy pizza come - my hangover be done In the bar as it is in my house. Give us your pizza, our daily bread And forgive us our excesses [regarding consumption of booze] As we forgive those who pit booze against us. And lead us not into alcohol poisoning But deliver us from headaches and puking and generally feeling shitty after a...
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Know what I like? Free concerts. That's what I...
WHAT: Free concerts
WHERE: Millennium Park, Chicago - at the public amphitheater that looks like a metal explosion
WHEN: Mondays this summer - from May 23 through July 25 - all starting at 6:30pm
WHO: Lots of awesome people:
May 23: Bonnie “Prince” Billy featuring the Cairo Gang and special guest May 30: Justin Townes Earle, Andre Williams and the Goldstars June 6: Iron and Wine and special...
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Things That Are Difficult To Do In My House...
Paint my nails
Things That Are Difficult To Do In My House...
Paint my nails
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So since I don’t think I’ll be having sex for a long time,...
– Jen
[paraphrased]
I talked to my mom this past weekend and she said, “Your dad would like to see you sometime soon.”
Translation: “Your dad would like to see your dog sometime soon.”
Always good to know where you stand, right?