June 2012
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williammillersyndrome replied to your video: “Modern Love” - Lucero (orig. by David Bowie) …
AV Club Undercover is killing it this year. Just, manslaughtering the shit out of it.
Shellac’s “Prayer To God” is on their to-do list. I am holding my goddamned breath and just hoping that whoever picks it doesn’t fuck it up.
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Watch“Modern Love” - Lucero (orig. by David Bowie)
Also this, because: 1) Bowie is amazing. 2) Lucero is amazing. 3) I didn’t get to go to Memphis and see them (Lucero). 4) They (Lucero) are ALSO playing Wicker Park Fest in July.
Eeeeeee!
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“Sierra” - Cursive
Because Tim Kasher...
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HOW IN THE SHIT DID I MAKE IT TO 28 WITHOUT EVER...
This is a fucking travesty.
May 2012
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Based on the people I have met from North Carolina...
This is in no way meant to be some kind of weird self-aggrandizing post. Some dude from NC asked me on a date tonight and some girl from NS straight up propositioned me and when she was leaving, sang out over her shoulder, “BYE STACEY [LASTNAME] I STILL HAVE A GIANT CRUSH ON YOU.”
And the dude I am currently dating is from NC.
(As is his roommate who begins all drunken conversations...
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“Little Black Submarines” - The Black...
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Remember that one time when I accidentally spilled...
It was tonight at work. Just FYI.
In which I learn about the sexual content of...
Some people get really bent out of shape when others talk about their exes too much. Or if they keep bringing up “their old job” or “that one time they lived in Italy for three years.”
You guys. Shut up. That is so goddamned dumb. That’s like asking someone to ignore a giant chunk of their life for your benefit.
The dude I am currently dating was with his last...
Re: We're Best Friends
Stacey: What are you up to this week?
Andrea: I'm unemployed so…other than leeching off the government, nothing.
Stacey: Wanna go buy lingerie?
Andrea: FUCK RIGHT.
This is a book deal announcement.
animalstalkinginallcaps:
There was a time, long ago, in a world not unlike our own, where a writer would produce a manuscript after many laborious hours spent hunched over a typewriter of such heft and weight it could easily be used to bludgeon a burglar to death. Writers would not bash ne’er-do-wells’ heads in, of course, for multiple reasons, chief among them being that writers have nothing of...
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I DO WHAT I WANT
Stacey: Imma go buy some fancy makeup because I am a grown ass lady.
Justin: You do that. Ain't nobody gonna stop you from gettin' what's yours.
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Birthday sex is the best sex.
You get to be as selfish as you like a about it and it’s okay because it’s your goddamned birthday.
(If you’re selfish about it otherwise, you’re probably horrible at sex. It’s a give and take thing, okay guys?)
True story.
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arteffect replied to your photo: Big Star. Bikes. Boat shoes. (Fridays off are…
love it! we need to do this soon
YES! I vote for another champagne brunch at Toast and then a champagne “sitting around in Wicker Park, staring at Wicker Park DILFs” day.
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Jen + Condiments =
Stacey: Do you want to try some of this dessert?
Jen: No thanks. I think it'll be too sweet for me.
Stacey: Are you sure? It's mostly condiments.
Jen: Yeah, okay then.
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WatchSEXY MEN’S WATCH APPRECIATION BLOG VIDEO EDITION
(Ian, you would have loved it. It was a pile of sexy sex.)
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trappedintime replied to your post: Some woman asked me to make her a “Blue Motherfucker” tonight.
The way Upstairs in Bloomington made their AMF (Adios Motherfucker, which is waaay better than Blue MF I might add) is 1 oz rum, 1 oz vodka, 1 oz tequila, 1 oz gin, 1 oz blue curaçao, plus your sour mix and 7up. Make it standing thru 2…
Sounds like a blue Long Island.
Also, sounds...
Re: Ghost Bikes
Ghost Bikes are small and somber memorials for bicyclists who are killed or hit on the street. A bicycle is painted all white and locked to a street sign near the crash site, accompanied by a small plaque. They serve as reminders of the tragedy that took place on an otherwise anonymous street corner, and as quiet statements in support of cyclists’ right to safe travel.
So, I own a tiny...
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Some woman asked me to make her a "Blue...
What in the fuck is even IN those things, anyway?
I haven’t had one since college and I don’t think I knew what was in it then.
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supcakes:
I have a great idea for a Steve Brule-themed stripping act
Brulesque
This is perfect. The tags are EXTRA perfect.
#ever wonder why it’s so cold onstage?
#it’s cuz you’re not wearin’ any clothes ya dingus!
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“Farewell Ride” - Beck
Coffeeshop...
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Smiling. Staring. Peeing.
[Note: I wrote this because my friend Peter asked me to contribute to a blog, and because Justin and I had JUST talked about this and inexplicably still find it funny. The original post is here.]
My ex-boyfriend, Justin, is famous on the internet. That statement as a standalone is both wonderful and totally fucked up, because he hates the internet but is gaining some kind of notoriety/a book deal...
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“She’s A Rainbow” - The Rolling...
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There are roughly one million military/police...
I guess someone tried to blow up Rahm’s house?
(Rahm’s house is 200 yards from me. Awesome.)
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alwaysbleeding replied to your post: Am I writing an essay about how my ex boyfriend used to leave the bathroom door open while he peed and then proceed to STARE and SMILE at me while he peed?
I would totally read that.
Bet you would, creepshow.
Am I writing an essay about how my ex boyfriend...
I am, actually.
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“Jolene” - Dolly Parton
He talks...
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In 2011, 27 baby girls were named Khaleesi. It...
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