I will remember that band you like, that movie you saw, that shirt you wore that one time to that one thing, the book you're in the middle of and the book you just finished, your dog's name, your dog's birthday, and what funny thing your friend said at the bar one time.
I will not remember your name.
I twitter here.
I contribute here.
I yelp here.
Email me here.
Ask me shit here.
Also, I will hate you.
Similarly, if you order a Cosmo and request that it “not be so strong” I will visibly fight the urge to beat you to death with your own shoes because a Cosmo - LIKE ALL OTHER MARTINIS - IS A BIG GLASS OF BOOZE.
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