New Work Plan:
- Make sure all new business prospects are Southern men
- Give them “the short pitch”.
- Wait for them to laugh.
- Allow them to call me “darlin’” and talk about buying me lunch.
- Then give them “the real pitch”
- Profit.
I will remember that band you like, that movie you saw, that shirt you wore that one time to that one thing, the book you're in the middle of and the book you just finished, your dog's name, your dog's birthday, and what funny thing your friend said at the bar one time.
I will not remember your name.
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I contribute here.
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Email me here.
Ask me shit here.