Tuesday November 30, 2010 at 21:15

Always Read The Label

  • Jennifer: Ha, I have body butter. Did I ever tell you about how [my ex] used that on his fucking hair? For like, a month?
  • Stacey: Body butter?
  • Jennifer: He thought it was hair stuff because of the container.
  • Stacey: ...
  • Jennifer: I fucking died.
  • Stacey: The fact that it said "BODY BUTTER" on the container was not a deterrent?
  • Jennifer: He didn't read it. And it was like, cherry blossom or some mild scent.
  • Stacey: Oh wow.
  • Jennifer: He was so mad when I asked why he was lotioning his hair.